18th Avenue Beach in Longport, NJ

So there I was, minding my own business at the new pickleball courts, when up strolls my neighbor. You know the one. The guy who hums "Wild Thing" like it’s his personal national anthem before every softball game. He sidles up and asks me about couples dressing to the nines for date night, like they’re extras in Moonstruck. And yous know me. I’ve got opinions. Here’s the scoop. If you and your better half want to channel Cher and Nicolas Cage for a night out, more power to you. Nothing wrong with a little glam at the Golden Nugget buffet, hon. It’s like adding a splash of fancy to your fries. It’s all about the experience, right? So throw on that tux or your fanciest frock. You’ll be the talk of the town. Just maybe leave the opera gloves at home, unless you’re planning to serenade someone at the local karaoke bar. Speaking of the talk of the town. Let’s pivot to something that truly deserves a spotlight. 18th Avenue Beach in Longport. Now, that's a place that’s got more charm than a boardwalk fortune teller. I’ve heard it described as peaceful and surrounded by grass-covered dunes. Which, if you ask me, is just the kind of picturesque scene we all need for a winter stroll or a summer splash. Folks say the beach isn’t too crowded, and the heat doesn’t slap you in the face like it does elsewhere. It’s like the Goldilocks of beaches. Just right. And while parking is a bit like finding a needle in a haystack during the summer, that’s all part of the adventure, isn’t it? Once you’re there, it’s pure bliss. So grab your beach bag, pack some snacks, and head over to 18th Avenue Beach for a little slice of heaven. You’ll thank me later. Now go out there and enjoy all the shore has to offer, yous. Just remember, if you’re humming “Wild Thing” on the way, I won’t judge.